7.17.2012

Tasty

Mom: Quill!

Quill: Marph, marh, marh

Mom: Quill!!

Quill: Sorry my mouth was full...

Mom: Yes I know, it was full of my hand. What's with all the gnawing lately?

Quill: You taste good.

Mom: I appreciate the compliment but I am not a fan. So no more bites!

Quill: Yes Mom. It's just that... marph, marh...

Mom: Quill!! I said no biting!

Quill: That? That wasn't a bite. It was a snubble.

Mom: What's a snubble?

Quill: It's a snuggle nibble. It's not a bite... it's more like a cubble... a cuddle nibble.

Mom: Whatever you call it, I don't want my parts between your teeth please.

Quill: So does that mean Cankle Chase is over too?

32 comments:

Meg & Quill said...

If anyone has advice on how to stop a cranky teething kitten from chewing on his family I am open to suggestions.

Mom Meg

Meg & Quill said...

Oh I am trying to distract with toys and if he gets too out of control he gets a time out.

Sparkle said...

What's wrong with a few bite marks?

The Whiskeratti said...

My mom got Leia so I could chew on her instead.

The Whiskeratti said...

Especially at 3 am.

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

He musta got the idea from Martha Stewart...we hear she nibbles on her cats, hahameow!

Simba said...

We were going to say he was probably teething but you beat us to it. It is like a baby and colic: you just have to allow time to pass. Not the answer you wanted.

A leather glove? Or lots of nip toys? Sorry, we are just guessing.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Truffle did this to Mom Paula when she was teething (Truffle, not Mom Paula). We think Brulee must have nibbled on Truffle when she (Brulee) was teething.

The Island Cats said...

Oh we bet Quill doesn't mean anything by this...but our mom says she remembers how sharp little kitty teefs can be!

~*Connie*~ said...

Quill, are you teething??

Provide things that are OK to chew on. I've found that most kittens love thicker cardboard boxes to chew on, like a heavy amazon box.

I have found that saying "ow" in a high pitched meow like tone like it's sibling would cry out when bitten to hard helps the cat to understand that biting you hurts. Until you "say so" he thinks it is OK to bite you as often and as hard as he can. You'll know you have the tone right when he stops biting you and looks at you and then licks you. Praise him for stopping. Be prepared for him to bite again. it takes a while for kittens to understand that hands aren't paws and skin is much more sensitive them fur. I always let kittens bite me and learn a soft bite is fine because in the future if for any reason the cat feels the need to give a bite warning they will know just how hard they can bite as a warning.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Yeah, I get cubbles and snubbles when I try to pet Leo's tummy... little brat.
Quill may have the teething excuse, but Leo sure dont!

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

Haha...wait until they start doing it when you try to sleep. That's what Mini Munch likes to do. I literally have to sleep in a sweater to hide my hands...hehe. :)

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Rumblemum suggests making a hissing noise like a mummy cat. She read somewhere that this can be effective. (Don't tell Hammy, but she tried it on him and it worked)

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum used to hiss at us too if we hurt her when we were babies, and it stopped us. Then we chewed on our cardboard toy box instead. I (Eric) still nibble, mostly only knuckles and I do it gently. Sometimes I find a nose irresistible too. I tell mum it is love bites.

Fuzzy Tales said...

I'm not sure it would work with Quill, but I used to hiss at the cats. Still do, from time to time. Mostly they just look at me and go, "Yeah? So?"

Or maybe a firm but not too firm tap on the nose and very forceful NO! (I've read that, actually.)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Lucy used to nip Mum's leg sometimes but Hannah wasn't a biter ever. When Quill's baby teeth are gone and his new big teeth grow through it should stop.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cory said...

Quill, I suggest that your mom get you a new kitten to chew on. They are the best and taste better than humans. Trust me.

Random Felines said...

yep -boxes are fun. Also, try taking an old washcloth, getting it damp and freezing it....if he is teething, the cold with sooth and he will have something to kill as well (fold in half, then twist). Mom has been known to gently flick kittens in the nose that are biters....

Terri said...

Meg, another kitten!

Give Quill a firm "No!" then leave and do something else. He will learn if he bites, he won't have his mom around.

Marg said...

Sounds like lots of good suggestions. The hissing sounds like a great idea. Also maybe crying out really loud to just scare him a little bit. Hope you can figure it out. Quill, you had better stop doing that. Take care.

Ginger Jasper said...

Dad says ah ah ah ah loudly and it seems to slow it down but I only play. I expect little teeth are very sharp.. Hugs GJ xx

meowmeowmans said...

Ouch! Little kitty teefs are so sharp. We sure hope you're able to figure this out real soon.

Laurie and the "Girls" said...

A second kitty is my advice! Two are better than one and it gives him someone his own size to play with.

ABBY said...

Abby is 13 and she still chomps.
I would be remiss in giving any advise.

--hahahaha--

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh we knoes just what this is too. We are now being nommed by a small grey & white furbutt. I find that just stopping all movement of my hand usually results in the cease of nomming. The cardboard box is ideal as Connie suggested. The little perforatores just love those to pieces!

Good luck. And thanks for the kind thoughts about Ms. Stella.

We totally MOL'd at 'Marph'.

xoxo
That Woman

Noir the Texas Tabby said...

With our new kitty on the block Mooch--she likes to chew on cardboard. She's just a year old, but Tommy says since she was out in the wilds, Mooch maybe never had much 'kitten time--even I kinda still chew on the plastic of the poo box hood..

Noir

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

you are a true genius with words, love it!

Kate Higgins said...

Well, you may not believe this but I've given both my kitties a great big, fat, plastic soda straw (in a nice color of course) to gnaw on. They can poke holes in it with their teeth but pieces don't come off and it makes a great noise. And you can bat it around and carry it places.
You can get these for free at a coffee shop that sells smoothies. Just tell them why you need it and they always smile. My female still chews on straws and won't let her brother touch "her" straw.

The Cat From Hell said...

Hmm, if me remembers correctly, Kozmo stole the dogs chew toys.. but he also knawed on me, and Mommy, and Daddy, and the hairy slobbery sisters Bob and Sam, and straws, and catnip toys, and toeses, and Mommy's shoes, and the blankets on the sofa, and frozen pepperonis, and doggie cookies, and me, and .....
Kisses
Nellie

Katie and Glogirly said...

MOL!!!

Well you won't believe what Katie's latest toy of choice is. A small ball that looks like a river stone that I fashioned for her out of her own FUR. ...from the Furminator. She is CRAZY about it. Or maybe she's just crazy.

; ) GG

The Monkeys said...

Mommies are GOOD, aren't they?! They like it too...they just pretend it hurts. Besides, it's all about what YOU want anyway!

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

FaRADaY: oiooooooh but humans canz be sooooo nommy...especially when they're snori-- err, SLEEPING in the middle of the night.