Fin (jumping up onto the coffee table): Hey, what's this? Mommy's milk glass! Jackpot!
Mommy: Oh for the love... Fin get your head out of my milk!
Daddy: You let her walk all over you. You have to be firm. FIN! Get off the table!
Fin: Slurp, Slurp, Yum!
Fin: Mm still cold. Slurp
Daddy: It's like she doesn't even hear me - you don't think she's going deaf in her old age do you?
Mommy: No. Nothing is wrong with her hearing. She hears you fine.
Daddy: But - she's not listening to me? It's like she's - ignoring me.
Mommy: Welcome to my world. Allow me to to introduce you to our cat.