Fin (jumping up onto the coffee table): Hey, what's this? Mommy's milk glass! Jackpot!
Mommy: Oh for the love... Fin get your head out of my milk!
Daddy: You let her walk all over you. You have to be firm. FIN! Get off the table!
Fin: Slurp, Slurp, Yum!
Daddy:FIN! FIN!
Fin: Mm still cold. Slurp
Daddy: It's like she doesn't even hear me - you don't think she's going deaf in her old age do you?
Mommy: No. Nothing is wrong with her hearing. She hears you fine.
Daddy: But - she's not listening to me? It's like she's - ignoring me.
Mommy: Welcome to my world. Allow me to to introduce you to our cat.
Well, I can see where your parents are sadly mistaken...that milk never did belong to your mom. It had your name on it all along....silly humans...you were just helping yourself to what was clearly yours. If it wasn't yours, why was it on the table?
ReplyDeleteYummy yum Fin, did you enjoy your treat?
ReplyDeleteMy mom has actually tried to get me to drink milk and I won't touch it. I don't like any of the people food.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Cory - of course it was your milk...
ReplyDeleteI do believe that you may have selective deafness, Fin!
ReplyDeletenice brown...
ReplyDeleteHehe! Doesn't your dad realise us kitties only hear what we want to hear?
ReplyDeleteYou mean after all this time, your dad still doesn't KNOW?
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Haha! Cute!
ReplyDeleteMom likes to say we only hear what we want to hear!
Yeah MY milk! Good thinking!
ReplyDeleteDaddies can be SO slow.
ReplyDeleteI drink my mommy's Dr Pepper all the time. . . I am the only kitty she's ever known who would pass up milk for Dr Pepper.
I agree with Cory, It was your milk.
ReplyDeleteYou Rock keep it coming.
Hey, Fin...a glass on the table...free game...dad's gotta learn...mom already has...good job, Fin!
ReplyDeleteDads can be soooo slow, can't they?!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOur humans say that's just like around our house. I don't see the problem really, I think our Woman should be honoured to share with me.
ReplyDeleteOlivia
That is how we cats rule!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Oh Fin of course that was your milk. If there is milk sitting out it automatically becomes the property of the cat in the house - that is just a given!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with your humans, Fin? Don't they know about selective deafness? All us cats have it. We only hear what we want to hear!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! I love that it. Those humans should realize finder keeper losers weepers.
ReplyDeleteYup, selective hearing...we can hear the treats being opened from two rooms away but when dad sez to get off hiz chair we go deaf!
ReplyDeleteHahahah. How long have they known you? And your dad is just catching on? A little slow, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteBut your mom is really on top of things.
Hahahaha! It's called selecive deafness - we do it all the time! If it's about being norty, or rules, or get off that worktop, or don'y touch that food - we can't hear a thing.
ReplyDeleteBUT we can hear the words "Treats" or "Dinner boys" from miles away!
Fin, I can't believe that your mom has the audacity to drink out of YOUR glass of milk.
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