Mommy: "Fin, Fin! Wake up sweetie I think you were having a bad dream."
Fin: "Oh Mommy I was having a very bad dream. I was in a ring, and the lights were very bright. I could hear a crowd of humans and cats cheering my name (that part was actually nice). They started calling out "Alexi, Alexi" and I saw a beautiful Russian Blue cat in the ring with me. I got all hissy and puffed and then she did too. We started circling each other and suddenly I wanted to lay the paw of death on her. You know I'm a pacifist, but suddenly I wanted to bite her like she was your arm after you pull my hair. It was scary."
Mommy: "Oh honey I think you were dreaming about your Kitty Fight Club match up tomorrow. Alexi is your match up, but it's just your kitten pictures that will be battling it out. You two will not actually be fighting."
Fin: "Thank goodness because she seemed like a really great cat and I didn't really want to fight her. I'm a granny you know. I hope my friends will head over tomorrow to Misha's and vote for me. I don't want to be shown up to bad. She's a beauty."