Psst... over here friends. No, not under the bed, in the closet. Yes way back in the corner, behind the laundry basket.
Whew, you made it. I have to keep my voice down. Mom is still trying to find me to try to de-floof me. Let me say up front that this is not going to go down easy. I WILL CLAW AND FLAIL!
Uh-oh friends I hear her coming - SCATTER! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Oh no...we aren't scattering...we're lining up for furmination!!! We'll protect you Fin...call it taking one for the team!
ReplyDeleteOh, this is going to be an epic flail...
ReplyDeleteSorry, Fin....we're outta here!
ReplyDeleteWe is skeered dat youz might get de-floofed. Will youz be bald? Will youz be stripped of youz pride an' joy? Will youz recover from da horrific ex-purr-ience?
ReplyDeleteOh NOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!! Come with me, SIF, we'll scat. No de-floofing - I hate it!
ReplyDeleteYou can come to my house, Fin. My mom is afraid to get the furminator, so I get to keep my floof!
ReplyDeleteMy mom wouldn't dare get the furmnator! No one but Monty Dog would allow it.... and she is short on money too.
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ReplyDelete*hastily shoves large, fresh prawns under the closet door*
ReplyDelete*runs away*
Wuudles
Don't worry Fin, we're with Cory on this one. We can never get too much furminating. Think of it as the ultimate in back scritches.
ReplyDeleteHead on over to my place Fin. She'll never find you here.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Hide, hide wherever you can,
ReplyDeleteYou can't catch us,
Furninator man (or woman)!
Some of us, Maggie May and Maizy Grace, ran for the hills! However, the rest of us are lining up to give the furminator a try!
ReplyDeleteSorry Fin - I'd give up treats to be furminated!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Fin! I'll protect you
ReplyDeleteSamson
xoxo
Holy moly! Defloofing sounds desasterous! I hope you make it out with some semblance of self-esteem, my dear Fin.
ReplyDeleteBetter run ... we don't want to give you away!
ReplyDeleteAll your friends will be right over, Fin, to offer moral support. I hate being furminated, too and I don't even have long hair!
ReplyDeleteTipper
We hope you're still hiding safely, Fin!!
ReplyDeleteBugsy thanks you for your purrs, he came out of surgery just fine and will be home tomorrow!! The Mommy thanks your mommy for the hugs, too!
Purrs and hugs back atcha,
The Kitty Krew
Fin, you may need an intervention!
ReplyDeleteMommy says knowledge is power, so we combed petapedia for inspiration.
ReplyDeleteWe found this entry.
Fin - non-shedding breed of cat. Should NOT have a furminator or cheap copies used on cats named Fin under any circumstances.
The human wants a full report on success or failure, with detail.
ReplyDeleteM and Z need major defloofing...
of course, like Fin, they will
"head for the hills" even at the sight of a simple comb or brush...
Think of it as a nice back scratch... that's what I have to do.
ReplyDeleteI gaved you an award to make you feel better.
We wish you lots of luck avoiding defloofification. It sounds like your mom may not be deterred easily.
ReplyDeleteRUN!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Fin, good luck hiding!
ReplyDeleteDid she get you?
ReplyDeleteWe do look a lot alike and I'm sure it takes your mommy a long time to groom you too.