"Hey look Fin, I bought us a Furminator!"
"Looks like a fur puller, and it doesn't look like a Furminator."
"Well, okay I got the generic, but I think it's pretty much the same thing..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing. Do you know what you're doing with that thing? Did you read the directions, cause I'm not letting you touch me with that thing till you do."
"How hard can it be? Okay, okay, I'll read them... not on the head... not on legs... must be a shedding breed-"
"Wait, go back, how do you know I'm a shedding breed?"
"Are you kidding Fin, have you seen yourself? Of course you're a shedding breed!"
"I think you better look it up. I'll be hiding in the closet."