Mom finally found the cord for the camera, and I was snoopervising the uploading of the pics when I suddenly saw this!
"Mom! Who are these kittens?"
"Um, they were at Petsmart and your Dad was waving a swing toy, isn't that cute?"
"Yeah they are cute... You didn't play with them too did you? Cause there was that one night when you and Dad smelled like cat..."
"Yes." Mom gushed guiltily. "They were so cute! Your Dad was quite smitten with the little calico. She had a little black mask around her eyes. Oh and it was so cute, the little tuxie on the left actually jumped into my purse with all four paws in an effort to stow-away."
"Fin, isn't that cute? Fin?"
"Talk to the tail!"