Conversations from the Couch:
Mommy: "Hey Sweets I'm going to the store now, what can I get for you?"
Fin: "Well, I could use more Fancy Feast, some tuna, oh and Temptations. Oh and by the way my litter box could also use your attention ASAP. Thanks Treater!"
Mommy (stupefied): "First of all I was talking to your father, secondly you ate through an entire box of Friskies while we were gone and gained about a pound, and lastly my name is Mommy, not Treater."
Fin: "Hey, I'm a nervous eater, plus I had friends over (hence the litter box situation). Spooky calls her cat slave Treater and I thought it was a cute nickname for you too."
Mommy: "and No!"