Fin: Mommy I don't think my readers want to hear about that!
Mommy (horrified): No! I'm not talking about that!
Fin (excited): Oh is it a Sugar Glider then? Like what they found in the toilet at Ernie's Voice?
Mommy: No. What do you know about this? A brand new, wet roll of toilet paper.
Fin: Um, nothing.
Mommy: Were you licking the toilet paper and pushed it in the bowl, again?
Fin: Well I told you I was hungry! Besides an indoor kitty needs her roughage.