Fin: Mommy I don't think my readers want to hear about that!
Mommy (horrified): No! I'm not talking about that!
Fin (excited): Oh is it a Sugar Glider then? Like what they found in the toilet at Ernie's Voice?
Mommy: No. What do you know about this? A brand new, wet roll of toilet paper.
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Fin: Um, nothing.
Mommy: Were you licking the toilet paper and pushed it in the bowl, again?
Fin: Well I told you I was hungry! Besides an indoor kitty needs her roughage.
LICKING the toilet paper? You weren't kidding when you said you were hungry. What flavor is it?
ReplyDeleteDid you really, SIF? It never enters my little brain to do that. I just roll the paper out and let it crumble up on the floor.
ReplyDeleteQuite right too Fin. Your Mommy ought to have congratulated you on the pretty floral form the toilet paper now has too. Excellent work.
ReplyDeleteoops!
ReplyDeleteUh, oh! We have never the toilet paper thing. Maybe we should see what all the fuss is about?
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy a good lick, it doesn't really have a flavor Grrreta. So to chase it down I lick the face off of the decorative angel soap.
ReplyDeleteSince I have no vegetation in the desert I have to make do with the fiber I can find. Honestly though I love it and Mommy usually locks up the fresh rolls. As I prefer it right off the roll, not unfurled.
Fin,
ReplyDeleteDon't ever admit to anything! I am sure you did not do it.
--JB
Uh oh! Fin! We thinks you are in TROUBLE!!!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Fin...
ReplyDelete::::high paw::::
OOOPS just don't get caught next time..hey maybe I can come over and we can play the whapping game...
* kitty giggles *
Purrs, Abby
Fin, that is really ugly...it don't look like a Sugar Glider...do you have a habit of licking toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteWe've never tried that. Maybe we are missing something!
Stop over to Ernie's Voice and help us solve...how did the Sugar Glider get into the toilet?
HUGS~ Chancy, Jake, Babe and Ernie's Voice
Hahahaha! For a second I thought it was a bunch of 'sketti!
ReplyDeleteIt is clearly not your fault, Fin. Your mommy ought to do better meeting your dietary requirements. That's what I think. >.>
ReplyDeleteSheesh, like it's yoor fawlt she din't put da lid down on da bean litter box! Mom and dad do dat cuz Sadie went swimming in der a couple of times. She thinks anything wif water in it is fur her to drink out of...
ReplyDeleteAll da lids is always down at my howse. I NEFUR get to taste that water, much less drop fings into it. Obviously, the paper was thirsty; look how much water it drinked!
ReplyDeleteFin!!! Don't admit to anything!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was a ghost,a breeze, a mystery :) heeheehee
Purrs Mickey
Jan won't leave the lid up so we don't get to do fun things like that. Our only hope is that a guest will forget. Lucky you!
ReplyDeleteOh you're right everyone, deny everything! What was I thinking.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my purrthday party.
ReplyDeletewe haf that in our human litterbox lots!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice one, BSIF! Now I realise what I have to confirm myself with: I only get the finished rolls!
ReplyDeleteHihihi, my mom calls me squirrel cat too!
Siena
I love TP rolls too, and I won't apologize for anything that might happen!! You shouldn't have to make excuses either, Fin.
ReplyDeleteMax S.