9.16.2010

Mittens Speaks!

Tap, Tap
Is this here thing on?

Ya'll, I may have to talk quick-like as the Lady of the House left this here contraption on the porch for a minute as she toodled in to the big house.

Woa! What's That?! ::Looks around cautiously:: Just a lil ole Finch. Silly me. 

The Lady Of The House tells me I'm an Easy Startler. I suppose that's true enough. For years I've been pals with the Man Of The House but my friendship with the LOTH has been a slow starter. It's cause for years she was protectin Lady Fin from lil ole me. She'd whoop and holler and chase me off, scaird I'd harm the lil lady. I'm a gentle mancat and I only fight when I need to, so she was worried for nothin.

Can ya see my massive paws? I got thumbs I tell ya!
My lasers look intense here, but I'm lettin LOTH pet me nowdays. Long as she's packin the chow anyway. Well I better scoot, she's coming back with that flashy thing again and I'm not a fan. I hope I can work up to meeting Lady Fin some day, right now she just hollers from behind the screen door. 

Talk to ya'll later!

Mittens

PS. LOTH had the hardest time findin my voice. I'm a soft spoken, sweet but strong, cat so she decided on a fine southern gentleman. I think it suits me.

24 comments:

Sparkle said...

Nice to meet you! I've often wished I had thumbs, since humans seem to make such a big deal out of them.

If I were you, I'd be a little careful making friends with the humans of the house. Once they think you are down with them, you will never be able to get away from that confounded flashy box.

The Island Cats said...

Hi ya, Mittens!! It's nice that you are letting the LOTH pet you now! We bet you're gonna find you kinda like it!

Jacqueline said...

So nice to meet you, handsome Mittens=those thumbs are impressive; when Finny meets you, she just might be in love :)...Stay safe, sweetie...kisses from 3 of your new ladycat fans...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Cory said...

Oh those pawsies!!! I had no idea there were Southern Gentlemen in Vegas! The things you learn in the CB.

Cara n Crew said...

Hi Mittens! You are a very handsome mancat. That's good that you're lettin the "LOTH" pet you, and we hope you an Fin will be kitty-pals, tho we understand how she feels...

Your paws are impressive...if you can work a pop-top can, you are our hero!

-Pip, Smidgen, Minnie

Katnip Lounge said...

Mister Mittens, how fine to make your aquaintence! Come on over to the Catio, we'll mix up a pitcher of Nip Juleps and sit a spell.

the casbah kitten said...

Hi Mittens. You know...first you let them pet you, then next thing you know you're Inside laying on a cushy bed surrounded by toys and snacks.........

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Hi Mittens. Welcome to Fin's bloggie! Sounds like yoo are pawing yoor way in!

Daisy said...

Nice to meetcha, Mittens! Your paws are very impressive.

Kea said...

Hi Mittens, it's great to meet you! We're very impressed with your "thumbs." Maybe if we had those, we could open our own cans of food.

Anyway, we hope we see more of you!

Huffle Mawson said...

Nice to meet you Mittens! I hope you and Finny can be friends soon.

The Monkeys said...

It is very nice to meet you, Mittens! It sounds like you're a real gentlecat, but promise me that if you meet the gorgeous Lady Fin, you'll be sweet. I don't want to have to travel all that distance to defend her honor!

Samson

Forever Foster said...

Hi there, Mittens! It's a pleasure to meet you. You sure sound like a friendly fellow :)

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Hi there Mittens!! You sure are a handsome kitty! Maybe you will get to meet Fin soon! Lots of love, Holly

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh my dear..come and visit little ol' me. I'm a Tennessee kitty and I am a good Southern Lady Cat hostess.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We love your paws - we think they would hold a mousie real good.

AFSS said...

Hi Mittens, we thinks the Southern Gentleman voice suits you. Maybe your Mom should channel Rhett Butler cause we sense you are a charmer. Artemisia is swooning.

Marg said...

Hi Mittens, you sure are a handsome fella. We are so glad you are letting the LOTH pat you now. We can't wait for you to meet the Queen Miss Fin. Hope it all goes well for you.
Have a great day.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Mittens! It is nice to meet you - we think the LOTH did a great job helping you to find your voice! You are quite a handsome guy - we love your big paws!!

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Eric and Flynn said...

Hi Mittens. You are a handsome gentlemancat and we are pleased to meet you.

ABBY said...

Hi There Mr Mittens.
It is so nice to meet you, and you are certainly a fine gentlemancat. We hope to see you again soon.

purrin
xo
Abby

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

oH, mItten MaN...you are so handsome and that pose, well it just shows off your pawsome paws to the max! We like hearing your story cuz Teri would like to be furrends with our outdoor visitors, Mama Katz and TomTom one day...

Everycat said...

How do you do Mr Mittens. I'm charmed to meet you and your mighty poly paws. Now I had the impression that you were a lost sort of soul, homeless et al. But I see you are mighty, muscled up and rather glossy. So dear chap, I give you many props for convincing the LOTH and MOTH otherwise, ensuring they provide you with regular vittles.

Toodle Pip
(and keep yer fat paws off MY Fin)

Whicky Wuudler