House Of Horrors - Remix

There were so many horrors at my place I decided to replay this post, and Mom has a migraine.

Here is the picture of the Evil Alien Eye the screenplay is based on, try not to be too frightened.

Evil Alien Eye - The Screen Play 

Fade In: Interior Bedroom: Early morning light comes through the drapes as we see two humans in a tall bed. The male and female are snoring loudly. Under the sound of the snore we begin to hear the drone of the Evil Alien Eye.

Evil Alien Eye (evil-like): Buuuuuuzzzzz

The Evil Alien Eye (EAE) shifts it's eye from left to right and back again as it searches for our heroine Fin. Fin sits nervously at the mouth of the bedroom door (just out of sight of the EAE). She looks at the light coming from the window and notices it is getting brighter. She paces nervously. She scoots quietly farther into the room and checks to make sure she is still not in EAE's vision.

Fin (timidly): Meow... [there is no response from the humans and she checks to make sure the EAE is not able to see her] MEOW!

Still no response from her human parents. We see our heroine crouch low to the ground and scuttle quickly by the EAE on it's dresser perch. She is still safe from it's evil glare.

EAE (louder as it senses the presence of our heroine): BBBBUUUUUUZZZZZ!

Fin: MEOW! MEEEE-OOOOOWWWWWW! [still the humans sleep on]

Fin sees the light is even brighter and rightfully senses it won't be long before the Evil Noisy Box on the bed stand will come to life and attack her sleeping Mother. She must make her move now. She moves quickly to the foot of the bed and leaps up onto the bed. She races down the side of her Mother, using her as a shield.

Fin (yelling and pushing her sweet paw on Mom's face): MEW, MEW!!

Mom (sitting up quickly): Huh? What? Finny? [Mom scoops Finny up in her arms, and turns towards the EAE. Fin begins to flail] See sweetie you don't need to be scared, it's just a heater. See how warm it is?

Fin breaks free of the hold and races back to the safety of the hall. Mom hits the Evil Noisy Box into submission, at least that danger has been adverted. She watches in horror as Mom gets up and walks closer to the EAE.

Fin: MEEEEWW! Run Mom! Run!

Mom grabs the EAE by it's throat and chokes it until it's eye stops glowing. Mom and Fin walk into the kitchen for a celebratory meal, leaving Dad and EAE alone. The light begins to glow again...

EAE (quietly yet with menace): Buzzzz

Fade Out


  1. AaaiiiEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    It's just as terrifying the second time...maybe even worse because we knew it really wasn't dead.

    Purrs to your Mom's poor head. May is almost here!

  2. I am sorry for your mum. That Woman gets those so frequently I've been starting to believe she is part cat the way she sleeps alla time.

    gentle purrs

    The story of the evil eye is truly frightening. We agree with Katnip Lounge, AaaiiieeeEEEEE!!!!


    Ms. Stella O'houligan

  3. Fin dear,
    Seriously, purrrlease consider my offer of you moving in with us. I can assure you there's nothing scary or terrifying in my house. The only evil one is Brad but we girls know how to deal with spoilt males. purrr....meow!

  4. All I have to say is: thank Cod for forced air heating!

  5. Sooooo frightening! In this house the EAE pales into insignificance next to the EAT - Evil Alien Toby - the dog from next door! Life is fraught dear Fin.

  6. You brave girl Fin defying that EAE to rescue your mom and get your breakfast.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  7. Fin, you have such a frightening time at your house! That was a very scary post! we hope your mom's headache went away. Lots of love, Holly and mom

  8. Whoa! Yous lives in a house of horrors! Scary! Yous sure takes care of you peoples inspite of it though!

  9. Good gracious that was so scary Fin. I cannot believe that you actually went in the room with that EAE. That was so brave of you.
    Hope Mom's head feels better really soon. Take care. Love this post.

  10. I forgot how scary that was, I'll be under the bed if you need me!

  11. Awww Fin you are so brave!! Your people don't realize you are the ORIGINAL Catwoman!!! :) I know your mama dosen't put up awards on her page but a friend and I came up with an award called the "no hoops" award so she dosen't have to do a darn thing with it, I just watned to give one of the first ones to you 'cuz you are an inspiration to my cats to be a brave lady! I hope you had a great Easter and thanks for sharing your House of Horrors!