Fin: You'll never guess what happened to me this weekend friends. I was abandoned for 10 days!
Mom: Fin what are you talking about. Your Dad and I were out of town for a day and a half tops.
Fin: Right, like I was saying, 10 whole long days.
Mom: Why do you keep saying that?
Fin: Mom, we've been over this before. Cats live seven years for each one of yours. So one day equals seven to me. Do the math. Oh and I was starved friends!
Mom: Your dishes were all left full!
Fin: But who wants to eat wet food after all the gravy is gone? And dry kibble? It's like cruel and unusual punishment.
Mom: Oh for Cod's sake. Come on over here and I'll shower you with scritches.
Fin: Now is not a good time for me. I'll see you at 1am.