Quillbert reporting for duty!
I'm going as a porch cat for Halloween!
Is that you Friday?
Maybe you'd like to see me roll on the porch and get some outside dirts in my furs?
Sorry Friday I was too excited and Mom was too slow to catch that. I'm not supposed to tell Greyson I got to go outside, but I have real live outside dirts in my furs.
Do you think he'll be upset Friday?
Nah I don't think so either. We'll be hiding under the bed as soon as those vile trick or treaters come to the door demanding treats, Only we should get to demand treats!
I better get going Friday, beds don't protect themselves from marauding crumb grabbers.