Toilet Mystery

Mommy: Fin I'd like you to come with me and look at what I just fished out of the toilet bowl.

Fin: Mommy I don't think my readers want to hear about that!

Mommy (horrified): No! I'm not talking about that!

Fin (excited): Oh is it a Sugar Glider then? Like what they found in the toilet at Ernie's Voice?

Mommy: No. What do you know about this? A brand new, wet roll of toilet paper.

Fin: Um, nothing.

Mommy: Were you licking the toilet paper and pushed it in the bowl, again?

Fin: Well I told you I was hungry! Besides an indoor kitty needs her roughage.