Few Words Wednesday

Dear Mr. Sun.

Dood. Seriously? Take a nap and chill out.

Your Pal,

Greyson

Mancat Monday

Psst...

I have to dictate this on the down low or Greyson will hear me. Have you noticed since the little twerp arrived he has kinda taken over my blog. I love him, but he always assumes EVERYTHING of mine should be his too. Sigh.

I decided to take over and talk all about me. So here are a few things about me that you might not know.

1. I'm a little timid. These days if someone new comes to the house - you will find me under the bed. Bonus item - I like ladies much more than men. Dad is the only man I've liked so far.
2. I still like to hang out under or behind Mom. Under her chair, behind her chair, or under her skirt - it all feels safe and homey to me.
3. Mom says I am the smartest kitty she's ever had. I don't know about all that but I do like to observe things and figure them out. 
4. I used to bring my toys to Mom when I felt like playing. Now I just toy with Greyson till he plays with me. He is really fun, but he is a toy hog. 
5. I love to watch outside, but I like to be inside. 
6. I'm so tall that I can drink right out of the toilet bowl standing up. I just stand on my back feets and lean in. 
7. I hate the Evil Blue Ray Disc Player. I try to whap it's evil tray off every time it opens.

Greyson: Hey Quill whatcha you doing? Hey you're not blogging without me are you?

Quill: Um no, I was just telling Mom things I don't like...

Greyson: Great idea. Mom I don't like paper sacks or toilet flushes or...

Quill: Well at least I got in seven before somecat came along...

Floofy Friday

Well hello there Friday.

Please sir, may I have some more?

Yes Friday, I am hungry for more too!

Don't worry I don't nibble too hard.

The weather has been crazy all week so Cod only knows what's in store this weekend. Thunder boomers? Scorching heat? Who knows. We are all ready for Summer to say goodbye.

Wanted Wednesday

 Did you think I was The Naughty Nibbler?

I am innocent. Okay only of this!

The gray floof belonged to none other than...

Goody Four Paws  - Quillbert!

Naughty Nibbler

Well the Naughty Nibbler strikes again! Twice!

Exhibit A: The string tie tugged out of Dad's sweat pants - On the living room floor. Alone. Chewed.

Exhibit B:

Mom's black camisole strap. Pulled from the hamper. Chewed into two.

As you can see The Guilty Party left behind  a small tuft of gray floof. 

The last time the Naughty Nibbler struck you might remember the injured party was... Mom's Iphone cord.

So friends any guess as to who The Guilty Party is?

Floofy Friday

Oh hey Friday! You caught us at bath time. 

It's important to keep those hard to reach neck furs tidy.

We sure have missed you Friday! What are we doing this weekend?

A lot of this...

 

What? Yes, Quill's tail does make a nice pillow. 

Take it easy friends and keep it chilled. 

Awkward

Hey Greyson...

Does this tail make my butt look big?