Dear Mr Mocking Bird or perhaps Lady Mocker,
Your parents must be so proud. The fact that you have mastered an impersonation of a car alarm is a real testament of your skills. However when you show off your fowl linguistics at 2am outside our bedroom window, you're cutting into ME time.
You see I need my rest, as I have critical cat business that starts around 4am. Also when you wake my Mother at 2am she is very crabby when I wake her again at 4:30.
This is not acceptable, please cease and desist immediately. If you continue down this path I will be forced to engage an Attorney At Claw.
Not That Respectfully Yours,
Finny Da Floof
You tell that bird, Fin!! We hope he heads your warning!ReplyDelete
Oh my that would drive me nuts. You are very nice to give a warning before going to attack him or her.ReplyDelete
Mommy Edit:: I have to hit the hay, I have to get up at midnight to test a new system upgrade for work... ZZZZ I may not be able to get to making comments till Friday.ReplyDelete
Is your attorney at claw anything like your paw of doom?? If so...watch out!ReplyDelete
Perhaps a restraining order against Mr. or Ms. Mocking Bird is in order....ReplyDelete
...Mom said she'd make Mock Soup out of him...yikes!ReplyDelete
That bird would drive us nuts too. he should meet your paw of doom.ReplyDelete
Fin, can you believe we got a blackbird nesting on our terrace? It must be some sort of horrid sequel of the Mocking Menace...ReplyDelete
Purrs to you and your humans!
That's a great letter! If that bird has even a small amount of common sense, he/she will find another place to sing!ReplyDelete
If that doesn't scare them off, nothing will.ReplyDelete
Fin, we will be happy to come serve that bird with an eviction notice. ~S,S,C & FReplyDelete
That's telling him good and proper! He's betta listen or ELSE!ReplyDelete
I hope they get the hint!!! If not, I can teleport over. I just need about 16 minutes and that will be taken care of.ReplyDelete
Bird are definitely very noisy.ReplyDelete
Fin, I so love your sharp-edged humor! How to mock the mockingbird!ReplyDelete
Way to go!
Those birds are a menace! What's to be done?ReplyDelete
I did not know birdies could do that! I guess that's why he's called a mocking bird. I do not think any of those live near me.ReplyDelete
Hahaha, way to go Fin! And I thought the seagulls round here were noisy...ReplyDelete
Thanks for the Whicky update! Good to know it's their computer that's got a sicky, not them, though I do hope the computer v-e-t can make it all better! :) xxx
You go and tell them, the pesky little bastards.ReplyDelete
We hope that pest heads your warning. We would be scared of the attorney at claw.ReplyDelete
I don't trust birds. They seem pretty devious. Did you know that Stellar's Jay's can also mimic? We have one nearby that has started to MEOW. The lady came outside because she thought a cat was in trouble.
The bird just laughed and flew off.