Psst... over here friends. No, not under the bed, in the closet. Yes way back in the corner, behind the laundry basket.
Whew, you made it. I have to keep my voice down. Mom is still trying to find me to try to de-floof me. Let me say up front that this is not going to go down easy. I WILL CLAW AND FLAIL!
Uh-oh friends I hear her coming - SCATTER! SAVE YOURSELVES!