Fin (jumping on to bathroom counter): Whatcha doing now Mom?
Mom: Well, I just exfoliated, and now I'm going to pluck my eyebrows.
Fin: Thank Cod, we could've featured you on Floofy Friday (chuckles). I'm just gonna curl up in the sink for a nap... Wait you're not using hot wax again are you? (Fin and Mom exchange a horrified look and shudder. Mom shakes her head No) Okay then. (Fin drifts off to sleep to the small yelps as Mom plucks)
Fin (awakened by chin scritches, given with freshly shaped nails): Oh yes Mom, those are nice now. (Fin looks up to see a green-faced stranger hanging over her, frightened she jumps from her sink and runs under the bed). WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER!!
Mom: Fin, come out from under there! It's me, Mom. See, it's just a facial mask.
Fin (crawling out from under the bed): Sorry, but it was really scary. (chuckles) Remember the times you were allergic to your masks and you broke out in hives? Wait, you did an allergy test first right?
Mom (looking confused and less than confident) Allergy tests are for wimps... besides I would have thrown those out... right? (tilting head to side) I think I'll wash it off now.
Fin (jumping back on the counter to assist while Mom washes and dries her face): All done now? Cause I'm spent here.
Mom (digging in cabinet): I think I'll try a self-tanner next-
Fin (paws going to mouth in horror): NO! Remember when you looked like an orange zebra?
Mom: Oh I would have thrown that brand out, I think. Here we are. Let's see - Exfoliate first, check, patch test? Patch tests are for wimps!
Fin (jumping from sink and running down the hall): I'M GETTING DAD!
Three-day weekends can be very dangerous friends. I'm so glad she's gone back to work or she might have had ideas about a salon day for me.
That's funny. Why is it the moms think they need to change their appearance when we love them just the way they are?ReplyDelete
Pee ess - my mom puts that stuff on her hair too!
I agree, three day weekends are dangerous!! My mom was thinking of dying her hair another color.... Ha! Ha!... then she discovered she has pinkeye!ReplyDelete
Good thing you're around to watch out for her.ReplyDelete
Maybe it's because you set such a high standard of beauty in your household?ReplyDelete
Dear Fin, thank you so much for your visits, I'm always happy to hear from you, especially this time of year when you're not shedding... :-) By the way, organge zebras, that sounds really exotic !ReplyDelete
Good thing my mom was sick. I was able to sit on her and keep her out of trouble or else she might have tried something silly.ReplyDelete
SIF, I am gonna to hide these from SS in case she has any ideas. We have a three day weekend coming up soon.ReplyDelete
Haha! Isn't it funny what the humans put themselves through in the name of beauty?? Not like us cats who get by with just a few licks....ReplyDelete
I hardly understand the way of girl cats, let alone girl humans...ReplyDelete
Hehehehehe, but still, you're such good help, Fin. We can be happy that we look stunning just with the casual wash now and then. When will they understand that the secret is napping?!ReplyDelete
Umm... Fin, we think you are right to be cautious!ReplyDelete
That sounds like a very scary weekend!! I hope that doesn't give the PM any ideas. Wait, that bathroom is still in shambles, we are safe! Whew!ReplyDelete
Purrs Goldie, Shade and Banshee
It sure sounds like your mum was busy this weekend!ReplyDelete
Thank goodness you were there to help her.ReplyDelete
Humans. What will they DO next? Eyebrows. Exfoliate...EEKS. Glad you're there for the 'purr' of reason.ReplyDelete
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS????ReplyDelete
MOL!! Your mom sounds like our mom!ReplyDelete
Mom said she's had "accidents" wiv all those products too ... and orange tan takes forever to wear off ~ in the end you're practically willing to pumice yourself!!!ReplyDelete
I'm glad we are naturally beautiful cats!
All Mommy's are the same ;)ReplyDelete
Thats the reason
I am be happy to be a CAT :))))
Our Mom has done silly things like that too. We're lucky that we are naturally beautiful!!ReplyDelete
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
What you have to put up with ...ReplyDelete
You better nap today to get ready for next weekend ...
We thinks your Mom needs to learn to follow directions. We hope no mishaps occured this weekend. ~S,S,C & FReplyDelete
It's very lucky for your mum that you watch out for her or she could end up looking like a bushy browed orange striped zebra with bumps all over.ReplyDelete
That is one scary weekend.....ReplyDelete
It would be so much easier if everbuddy was just cats.ReplyDelete
Can you imagine how much it HURTS to defoliate? Or is that exfoliate? Maybe it's deforestate? I don't know, but whatever it is, it's gotta hurt!ReplyDelete
Whew, you had a lot to put up with and snoopervise, Fin! Good thing she had you there.ReplyDelete
We're glad our Mommy's too lazy to do all that stuff... MOL
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Our Mom has been contemplating getting something called a Brazilian. We're trying to discourage her:(ReplyDelete