4.27.2011

After the Credits - Remix

Fade In

Interior Bedroom mid-morning.

In the distance we hear the shower, and then the low drone of the Evil Alien Eye (EAE).

Mom and Fin enter from the hall. They are unaware of the danger that still lurks on the dresser.

EAE (evil-like and quiet... hoping to lull Mom back into its evil spell): Bbbbbbuuuuzzzz


Mom (confused): What? I thought I turned this thing off? Maybe your Dad turned it back on... maybe it's defective?

Mom reaches out and chokes it by the neck again. Slowly the light from its horrible orange eye fades. Mom grabs its tail which has attached itself to a hole in the wall. She tugs it hard, but the EAE isn't going down easy. Our heroine Fin sees that its tail has wrapped itself around Mom's cankle, trying to trip her up.

Fin (loudly in warning): MEW! Mom watch out! It's coming for you!

Mom (pulling its tail out of the wall): Take that!

Mom wraps its tail around its own neck. Fin races towards the box it came in, so Mom can see the evil box lurking on the floor. Mom grabs the EAE and carries it to the box. Mom wrestles the EAE, trying to force it back into its box lair.

Mom (angrily): I still have the receipt! [Mom shoves harder to little avail] You're going back to where you came from!

EAE (menicingly): SQUEAK!

EAE fights back by refusing to twist back into the box lair. Mom is ready to give up, when she sees the brave Fin holding the box lair with her paws (despite the danger). They must save the family from the EAE. With renewed determination, Mom shoves and Fin pushes and finally the EAE is forced into the box.

Mom (victorious): Yes! Thank Cod the heater is fixed. This thing was starting to creep me out. Now we can snuggle again sweetie!

Mom picks up sweet Fin and walks towards the door with the brave kitty in her arms. Mom turns quickly, and gives the box a little kick... just in case.

Fade Out

17 comments:

  1. Cankle! ha ha ha!

    Fin you and your Mom fought a fight worthy of a Viking. Or is that Vikingette?

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  2. I am glad that evil thing is going back to the store! If it had turned out any different, I would have begun thinking that maybe your human was in cahoots with it!

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  3. Such bravery! That EAE is so scary looking, we could only take one glance, then had to shield our eyes with our paws. That was the most horrifying thing of the week, we think.

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  4. Maybe the next one could have a different colour eye?

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  5. We saw the EAE, though we hadn't left a comment at the time, and we agree with Jack and Baby--that was the most horrific thing of the week. We're glad your bravery has won the day and that it's going back, Fin!

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  6. This is soooo scary it's making me ROTMOL!!!!! Yeah...Fin's mom, give it one last kick. har har har *evil laughs*

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  7. Thank goodness for your bravery Fin - your Mom and Dad could have been tortured in their bed by the little EAE devil.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  8. I am so proud of you Fin, and your Mom too. I knew you would win the battle!!!

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  9. You are too funny. Purrsonally, we'd give that box a BIG kick...

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  10. Oh Fin, you are just so brave to hold that lair while Mom stuffed that EAE back in it. We are so glad you got it all under control.Thank COD, everything is OK. Again our Mom is laughing so darn hard, she fell off the darn chair. Now we need to prop her up and somehow get her back in the chair. Take care.

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  11. So brave in the ace of danger, Fin! We are glad you and mom managed to win the fight! :)

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  12. That EAE gives us the creeps!! We're glad it's leaving your house!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  13. What a glorious tale of heroic acts! Fin yous a hero!

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  14. Fin! You and your mom are quite a team!! You deserve all those snuggles you're gonna get!!

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  15. Yay, Fin!!! You saved your Mom from a horrible fate.

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