I have to admit I am in a little bit of trouble friends. I noticed something the other day...
There's another world behind the window treatments!
I can see Mittens, birds, bugs, lizards and all kinds of stuff. Unfortunately those pesky shades, blinds and curtains are right in my way, so I gently push them aside to have a look.
Okay I might not be that gentle, but the shades are old... can anyone really prove I am responsible for damaging them? Sure I've been heard in the general area of the windows, and maybe they see some movement while I am around them... but surely an attorney at claw could dismiss this evidence.
Sure there was the photograph of me scaling the screen door, but it was clearly entrapment. Why else was Mom right there with the camera?