Mom: It was a really stressful day at work... and I hadn't been sleeping much...
Greyson: Anything cat-related?
Mom: Um, no...
Greyson: Right! Absolutely nothing cat-related! Now, why do you think that would be a problem?
Greyson: It was my third birthday!!
Mom: WHAT?! No!!
Mom: Oh my COD! I'm so sorry Greyson! How could such a thing happen!?
Greyson: I don't know! Luckily, I am very forgiving - I'll just need extra cuddles from everyone and LOTS of extra treats.
Mom: Of course! Anything Lil G!
Lookit how cute I was as a baby!