Will I?

Did I ask for a "Cat Bed" from Petsmart? No. I did not, but do you see the puffy thing my back paw is touching in yesterday's post? Go ahead and scroll down, I'll wait for you - I know you were blinded by the floof.

Yep, that's my new cat bed. I've never had a cat bed before. Mommy has asked about getting me one, but when Daddy would say "She already has a bed, the one she lets us sleep in" I always agreed with him. Oh and of course there's my sink which I love!

When Mommy brought it in, I naturally choose to ignore the bed on principle. I shun anything new just to drive her crazy. When it was on the floor of our room I wouldn't even go near it. Daddy got the idea to move it onto my hearth by Mommy's chair. In the new location , I have to admit it does look tempting. Last night I patted it with my paw - just to see what it was like (while no one was looking of course).

So what do you think friends... will I or won't I partake of the bed?

Floofy Belly Alert

You may call me Lady Floofington

Mommy thinks I need a haircut...

She mumbled something about getting a Furminator?

Bending It My Way

Here is a favorite hang out of mine - right in the bend of the L-shaped hallway. I was awakened from a quality nap by the Pawparrazzi here, as you can plainly see my disgust.



It's the perfect spot to keep an eye on my parents. I can see them coming or going. Over the years I've learned that it's best to tuck myself against the wall, rather than sprawl in the pathway. I was called "Speed-Bump" for years. Apparently humans can't see you in the dark or over large boxes they are carrying -who knew?

::Motions with paw:: Guess what friends? Daddy didn't sell my pillow! He was just cleaning it (it was floofy, just like me). He forgot to tell Mommy, so she's still stopping off at the NEW PETSMART on the way home. Sweet Bast let me say thank you!

Garage Sale

Fin: Hey Mom, where's my little pillow?

Mommy: What pillow?

Fin: You know, the one on our bed that I like to rest my head on.

Mommy: Oh, I think your Dad sold it at the garage sale yesterday Honey.

Fin: Garage Sale? Why would we sell the garage, it's attached to the house - oh no, we aren't selling our home are we?!

Mommy: No! People come to the garage and buy stuff you don't want anymore. They pay pennies on the dollar, so you can buy new stuff that you'll want to sell off for cheap in a couple of years.

Fin: That seems silly - plus I loved my pillow!

Mommy: Sorry sweetie, Daddy just wandered through the house grabbing things to sell, and I didn't realize he took your pillow. Fin where are you going?

Fin: (Beginning a desperate search) Looking for all my Mice!!

Mommy: Don't worry, no one is going to want to buy cat-spit covered mice.

Fin: (Horrified) Mom! My mice are precious.

Mommy: Of course they are. How about we get you a present at Petsmart to make up for selling your pillow?

Fin: Okay!! I'll make you up a list!

Floofy Friday - Fight Club

Mommy: "Fin, Fin! Wake up sweetie I think you were having a bad dream."

Fin: "Oh Mommy I was having a very bad dream. I was in a ring, and the lights were very bright. I could hear a crowd of humans and cats cheering my name (that part was actually nice). They started calling out "Alexi, Alexi" and I saw a beautiful Russian Blue cat in the ring with me. I got all hissy and puffed and then she did too. We started circling each other and suddenly I wanted to lay the paw of death on her. You know I'm a pacifist, but suddenly I wanted to bite her like she was your arm after you pull my hair. It was scary."

Mommy: "Oh honey I think you were dreaming about your Kitty Fight Club match up tomorrow. Alexi is your match up, but it's just your kitten pictures that will be battling it out. You two will not actually be fighting."

Fin: "Thank goodness because she seemed like a really great cat and I didn't really want to fight her. I'm a granny you know. I hope my friends will head over tomorrow to Misha's and vote for me. I don't want to be shown up to bad. She's a beauty."

Still Dry

Hey Mom, I thought I requested that this fountain be filled?

::Taps with paw::

Still pretty dry Mom.

Hey, maybe I should get in here?

Cover me I'm going "All In"

Fowl Language

Oh Yeah!! Well your momma was a crow!!

Think you're the only one who can mock Mr. Mocking Bird?

What! What did you call me?!

Same to you Mother Fluffer, er, Mother Feather!!

Sorry you had to hear that little ones.