Fin: Well I'm happy to report my family has returned, after a week of abandonment. I nearly starved friends! I was weak with hunger and thirst when they returned...
Mom: Fin, you had bowls full of food and water, which I see you fully enjoyed in our absence...
Fin: But there was NO GRAVY. I had to eat my kibble DRY. Oh how it stuck in my throat. ::Coughs::
Mom: Oh for Cod's sake, and it was only one day we were gone.
Fin: In cat years, one day is like a whole week... go ahead, do the math.
Fin: Yes! You have a lot of snuggling to make up for Mom.
Mom: You're right, come here pretty kitty girl and I'll shower you with pets.
Fin: I'm not sure you're forgiven yet. Maybe around 2am I will be in the mood for some pets. We'll see.