My friends assured me that you are cool, and willing to look the other way when it comes to kitten transgressions. I was getting really excited about your impending visit till my parents mentioned that if I was a good boy maybe you'd bring me a baby sisfur for Christmas.
I don't know what kind of show you're running up there, but I do NOT, repeat, DO NOT want a baby sisfur for Christmas. If that is what being good gets an ample-sized kitten, then let the biting begin I say!
In case there is some miscommunication on my family's part, I have made an alternate list for you to fill.
- Very tall and sturdy scratching post.
- Very tall and sturdy cat tree.
- Ample-sized window perch.
- Dog bed.
- Dog bowl.
- Nip toys (even though Mom says I'm a mean drunk - whatever that means).