::Nibble, bite, chew::
Greyson: Hey Friday!! What? Yes, this is our new scratcher! I was just taking it for a taste test.
Quill: No Friday, you're right, it is a lounger! Some cats NEVER mistreat the lounger. Some cats just relax on it peacefully. What Friday? What's that?
Yes it is a feather that's been recklessly pulled out! Wonder how that happened? Well anyway, we're so happy you're here. I'm a little tuckered out from my Gotcha Day. Mom spent MY gotcha day at ANOTHER conference - this one for "work." Two days I was left alone with Greyson. He's a real handful Friday. I'm looking forward to a long relaxing weekend.