Mom: They're heart-shaped pipe cleaner toys for our friends at BlogPaws. Remember, You tried to help...
Greyson: I've enjoyed helping you make them too! But I'm sure they'll pale in comparison when I show up!
Mom: Um, Greyson I'm going to BlogPaws, you're staying home at Casa De Housecat.
Greyson: What? How am I going to become an official spokescat for a toy or treat company?
Mom: Well you already are an official spokescat for us. I think that is enough don't you?
Greyson I guess.... Can I make the big announcement?
Greyson: We all wanted to do something for our friends who won't be getting our pre-licked cat toys, so Mom finally figured out how to do a Kindle countdown deal for her book Housecat Confidential. So until Sunday night you can borrow for free with Amazon Prime and buy it on Kindle for $1.99! But wait there's more! All the proceeds from the sales of the book this weekend will be donated to a kitty charity!
Notice: Only lick-free toys will be distributed.