The Assistant

Mom: Greyson. I have an important conference call, can you please settle on your shelf?

Greyson: Don't worry Mom, I'm here to help!

Greyson runs across the keyboard and sends a decoded message to meeting organizer (HJlkkkkkkk aaaa).

Mom: Ahhhh! Greyson!

Greyson grabs hold of phone cord and begins to tug it with paws and jaws.

Greyson: I got it Mom! Let me test the strength of your phone connection!

Mom: Get down!!

Mom drops squirming cat outside office and slams shuts door in cat's face.

Greyson: ::Loudly yowling::  Mom! I have info I need to share with the attendees!!!

A few minutes later Quill joins the commotion.

Quill: :: Squeaking:: Mom? Do you need help?

Greyson: Our dish is empty!!!


  1. Oh yes, Quill and Greyson, that sounds VERY helpful. MOL!

  2. My human locked me out of the office today because she wanted to EAT unsupervised! That was nervy of her.

  3. Well. That was pretty rude of your Mum. All you were doing was trying to help!

  4. The closing the door is the worst mistake. She could be in real trouble in there, and the only way to know is to be on the correct side of that door!

  5. Keep up the yowling boys, your mum might not be able to hear you, or more importantly, neither might the conference attendees.

  6. Yup, been there, done that. I have 4 cats who will be sleeping peacefully until the call starts, then "Meow", walk across the keyboard etc.

  7. mom says this is partially why she could never work from home....too much "help"

  8. Nothing like overly enthusiastic assistants to make a plan quickly go awry. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  9. Such helpful kitties need extra treats.

  10. You're so helpful ! We cannot understand your mom's reaction... Purrs

  11. However did she conduct a call Before Your Time(s)?????