I thought it might be fun to have my online friends play a game with me and finish this sentence “You might be an alley cat if…”
Think of it as the feline equivalent of a “You might be a redneck if…” joke. No offense to our alley cat friends of course, as my feline mother was an alley cat too. I’ll start:
“You might be an alley cat if you think of the whole kitchen floor as your food dish.”
Go on, give it a try and leave your versions in the comments section, and don't be shy my human friends you can join in too.