You all know that my relationship with Mr Tail has been rocky at best, but this morning he really took it over the line.
There I was at 4 am, playing Circus Cat on Mom's hip bone when Mr Tail started in. He implied how much Mom liked him, and how she was just as much his Mom as My Mom. I called him a liar, but he went on about how when Mom pets me, she often continues her strokes all the way to the tip of Mr Tail. Of course I'd noticed - he is attached, but he was just trying to make me mad.
With that he laid himself across Mom's arm like he owned her. Can you believe it! It was on after that!
Mother Fluffer! I yelled.
You bite your Momma with that mouth? He implied as he wrapped himself around Mom's hand.
We thrashed around the bed for awhile and then suddenly Mom kicked us both off the bed. What?!
I tried to tell her I was just defending her honor, but I guess she can be a little cross at 4am. She has no idea how annoying a rogue body part can be.
Just you wait Mr Tail, we're gonna rumble in the shower stall later!