The Tail Out

I just can't wait! There's all this talk on the news here in America about a Congressional Tail Out.

First, let me say that I had no idea there were humans who had tails! Do you think they hide them in their pants?

Secondly, I really wonder what their tails might look like, floofy like mine or thin? Either way I'm glued to the set to see them all unfold.

Hmm, what Mommy? Oh a Bail Out, well that doesn't sound good at all. Never mind I'm going back to my nap.


  1. Politicians keep their tails hidden, because if they didn't, we'd all see that their tails have a pointy end ;)

  2. I would be more interested in a Tail out than a Bail out, for sure!

  3. Politishun tails would look like ratty tails I bet. I's looked closely an Mom an Dad don't got no tails. Bail out? Don't dat mean water?!?!

  4. Tail out is funny ;) If they had tails,they would most likely be tucked between their legs!!
    Bail out does not sound very good either!
    Purrs Mickey

  5. I am sure the ends of politicians' tails are arrowheads, like you-know-who's. Yes, yes, you are a witty kitty, Fin!


  6. Fin, You're very funny! Even I would watch C-SPAN if Congress would reveal their tails.

  7. It sure would be funny to see their tails! I think they are between their legs most of the time!

  8. I'm with you, Fin. Nap time, but first, I recommend snorting some nip.

    Skittles, The Huntress